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DescriptionThe bumpkins in this one-goat mountain town never could have taken down that dragon. Their biggest hero hasn't seen battle since Drozzek rode down from the Smoking Mountains three wars-to-end-all-wars ago. That old weirdo they call a town wizard couldn't light a campfire with all his spells combined. That's OUR dragon, so unless you're bringing us ales and serving wenches, get out of our way before we turn you into a turkey and serve you for dinner. Ages 18+
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